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What Kind of Farter are You?

Pick the day you were born on (i.e. 5th, 6th etc.) to see what kind of farter you are...

• 16-SLOVENLY FARTER
  Farts refuse to leave underwear, it's nice and damp in there and they can stick around.

• 1-AMBITIOUS FARTER
  Always ready to fart.

• 17-NERVOUS FARTER
  Farts very tight squeaky half farts, keeps the rest for the privacy of his or her own home.

• 2-LAZY FARTER
  Just fizzles

• 18-MISERABLE FARTER
  Can't fart unless he or she is in the privacy of their own home.

• 3-AMIABLE FARTER
  Likes to smell others farts.

• 19-CONFUSED FARTER
  Has such bad breath he or she can't tell where the smell is coming from.

• 4-SELFISH FARTER
  Only enjoys smelling his own farts.

• 20-GROUCHY FARTER
  Swears at his or her farts.

• 5-CARELESS FARTER
  Farts in church, restaurants, and department stores without even an iota of shame.

• 21-SNEAKY FARTER
  Farts, cups the noxious cloud tightly between his or her cheeks, then waits for someone else to get up or make a move to lift cheek.

• 6-SMART ALEC FARTER
  Farts when girls are in the room.

• 22-DISAPPOINTED FARTER
  Their farts don't stink.

• 7-CLEVER FARTER
  Farts and coughs at same time.

• 23-FRESH GUY FARTER
  Turns around in front of you and farts.

• 8-SCIENTIFIC FARTER
  Keeps his or her farts in jars with the dates on them.

• 24-BIG BULLY FARTER
  Farts louder, longer, and smellier than everyone elses.

• 9-STINGY FARTER
  Belches instead of farting to save his butthole.

• 25-VAIN FARTER
  Deeply moved by the smell of farts.

• 10-FOOLISH FARTER
  Farts and laughs, while others cry.

• 26-CLAIRVOYANT FARTER
  Can tell what others have eaten from their farts.

• 11-SHY FARTER
  Can only fart on a deserted Island.

• 27-WISE FARTER
  Farts and say's "Who dropped their guts?"

• 12-CONCEITED FARTER
  Thinks he can fart the loudest.

• 28-DAMNED MEAN FARTER
  Farts in bed and pulls the covers over wife's head (aka the Dutch oven)

• 13-UNLUCKY FARTER
  Tries to fart and soils his underwear.

• 29-MUSICAL FARTER
  Tenor or bass
  Clear as a bell
  Smells like shit
  Sounds like a tuba

• 14- TIMID FARTER
  Is emotionally shaken by the sound of farts.

• 30-HONEST FARTER
  Farts and blames in on others or the dog.

• 15-BEWILDERED FARTER
  Unable to distinguish between their farts and others.

• 31-LIVELY FARTER
  Jumps up in air, toots three times, kicks simultaneously.

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